BOFH Archives

The 1996 Vintage

0. Intro
1. The Bastard kicks in the New Year with a few sex aids ...
2. The Bastard has an appraisal meeting ...
3. The Bastard educates a PFY ...
4. The Bastard meets his match, but keeps a hold ... just ...
5. The Bastard won't stand for interference with his printing systems ...
6. The Bastard gives a helpless salesman a run for his money ...
7. The Bastard brings his boss crashing down with a little bribe ...
8. The Bastard makes sure everyone else feels the heat ...
9. The Bastard won't stand for poseurs in posh cars ...
10. The Bastard experiences his very own Black Wednesday ...
11. The Bastard and partner take revenge for stolen comms space ...
12. The Bastard verges on the edge of insanity but the PFY steps in ...
13. The Bastard sings tunes to melt his boss's ears ...
14. The Bastard counts on the fact that managers never remember ...
15. The Bastard senses something fishy and casts his net ...
16. The Bastard sets about averting a company takeover bid ...
17. The Bastard meets an unexpected guest — the opposition's BOFH ...
18. The Bastard involves himself with the CEO's pet project ...
19. The Bastard finds there are 'mistakes in training' and 'training in mistakes' ...
20. The South of France beckons for the BOFH under the guise of 'Network Professional of the Year' ...
21. It's the sweet smell of success for the Bastard Operator as he wins the day in France ...
22. Intro to Part II
23. Looking for new challenges, or just more dosh, the BOFH risks it all in the agency shark pool ...
24. A pay rise in his pocket, and an admiring pimply-faced-youth looking, the BOFH plays safe ...
25. The Bastard suffers from some temporary telephone trouble ...
26. A heated exchange with the boss over air-conditioning raises temperatures all round ...
27. The BOFH becomes a contract killer as he undoes some damage caused by the boss ...
28. As the BOFH explains, dummies don't grow on trees, it takes years of training ...
29. The Bastard's writing regresses to childlike scrawls as he attempts some artistic expenses ...
30. The Bastard puts a price tag on user access after a particularly annoying request ...
31. The Bastard puts in a day on the helpdesk ...
32. The Bastard and his pimply sidekick spread their network of misery across the land ...
33. Trains, planes and the dreaded laptop spotter — the BOFH brings the anoraks back to earth. ...
34. Fear of a compulsory team-building weekend spurs the BOFH into his own style of teamwork ...
35. Point scoring over network equipment blunders sees the PFY battling it out with the BOFH ...
36. Battle vibes pulsate as beancounter central takes vehement action against the network lads ...
37. As the boss gets in a twist about Cat 5 cables, the BOFH bides his time to unravel the mess ...
38. Rule one of setting up a network: don't let the boss use his 'initiative' and set one up himself ...
39. Infiltration of the e-mail system provokes the BOFH to adulterate the Yellow Pages ...
40. Money is exchanged as the Bastard engages in some very underhand practices ...
41. Ever tempted to play computer games at work? The BOFH sets out to spoil all the fun ...
42. As encryption is forced on the Bastard, he plots to give the Boss more of a shock than ever ...
43. Where do you find a new pimply-faced-youth when you want one? It's a challenge, but ...